LOL State Mottos?

Friday, October 10th, 2008 | Jokes & Riddles | No Comments

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DogCrazy21 asked:


Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!

Alaska: Jeez, it’s cold.

Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It Yet

Delaware: Everything is smaller here!

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Florida: America’s wang

Georgia: We Put The “Fun” In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Hampshire: Just like Old Hampshire, but newer

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan

Ohio: Where one of your dad’s friends lives

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl - It’s What’s For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Vermont: Gettin’ busy with New Hampshire since 1791

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared)

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Is anyone else tired of people saying that illegal immigration is good for our country?

Sunday, October 5th, 2008 | Politics | No Comments

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Ethan M asked:


It draining our economy, our emergency medical services, our judicial system and our schools. Illegals sent more money home to Mexico last year than Mexico made from oil and tourism combined.

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How do you feel about Mexico real-estate frauds & failures Americans claim Mexico stealing their money?

Sunday, October 5th, 2008 | Immigration | No Comments

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I’m gonna start another riot asked:


Arizona and Sonora state officials were bombarded with criticism Wednesday from more than 100 people at a Phoenix forum on real-estate frauds and failures in northern Mexico.

“You’re stealing our money,” said one American, facing Sonora’s tourism director. “You suck our money into Mexico, where you’ve stolen it.”

Thousands of Arizonans have bought property in Puerto Peñasco without problems, but an Arizona Republic story in November described how some buyers in a development known as Playa Norte, or North Beach, lost millions of dollars after the project became mired in Mexican court battles.
If Americans dare did anything like this we would have human rights abuse,they would be in the street protesting and demanding chargres be filed would you agree they would do this? On Wednesday, American investors spent 2 1/2 hours telling of what they said were land scams that victimized them through false contracts, unethical lawyers, altered property lines and unfulfilled promises.

Arizona Real Estate Commissioner Sam Wercinski convened the meeting to hear residents concerns because he and Gov. Janet Napolitano have received numerous complaints about rip-offs.

The crowd responded with angry challenges.

“My question is: When in the hell do you know that you have title, that you really own it in Mexico?” asked Monty Wallace, a 55-year-old Tucson resident who lost his retirement fund in Puerto Peñasco, also known as Rocky Point. “Everything, all my money . . . the Sonoran government is scamming us.”
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0306rockypoint06.html
Is there some reason within the world of morals Mexico can abuse Americans and take their money with no one helping them help to recover their investments? Does Mexico even have to obey any laws and why isn’t the America Government doing anything to help these people? Folks we are taking about millions of dollars and Mexico gets away with taking money without anyone doing anything.Mexico claims it’s only one bad apple,sounds like a millions of dollars worth of bad apples.

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Why is tourism known as the “smokeless industry?” (in mexico)?

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 | Homework Help | No Comments

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sam t asked:


PLEASE HELP

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State Mottos?

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 | Jokes & Riddles | No Comments

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B B asked:


State Mottos

Alabama:
Litterasy Ain’t Everthing

Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!

Arizona:
But It’s a Dry Heat

Arkansas:
We Made Him Governor Because We’re Idiots … What’s Your Excuse for Making Him President?

California:
Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado:
If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It Yet

Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia:
Just as Good as Alabama … Without Their High IQ

Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money

Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes … Well Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois:
Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana:
We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:
We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan:
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi:
Yes, We Have Electricity!

Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana:
And Very Little Else

Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada:
Prostitutes and Poker!

New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here, You
##$%##!!

New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney

North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio:
At Least We’re Not Michigan

Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon:
Spotted Owl … It’s What’s For Dinner

Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:
We’re Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender

South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:
The Educashun State

Texas:
Si, Hablo Ingles
(Yes, I Speak English)

Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:
Yep

Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

Washington:
Help! We’re Overrun By Computer Nerds & Grunge-Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family … Just Ask Uncle Daddy!

Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men … And Sheep Are Afraid

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I need help selecting a college university.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 | Higher Education (University +) | No Comments

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Jake N asked:


I am planning on attending a university by the winter quarter. I have my AA with a 3.5 gpa and averaged a 3.75 during my last year. I have no clue as to what university I would like to attend. I would be interested in going to school in Cali, Arizona, Florida, or other places along the east coast. I am looking for reasonably priced schools to major in business (hospitality and tourism) and minor in theatre. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

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Would not traveling to Mexico, or buying goods and services make an impact on Mexico?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 | Immigration | No Comments

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Lynn asked:


I heard the suggestion today on protesting by not buying anything associated with Mexico. I don’t think that it would
affect the flow at all. And maybe would increase it if they
lost their resort jobs in Mexico for lack of tourism. I don’t
think this will affect the situation. What is your opinion?

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Do you know your state motto?

Friday, September 12th, 2008 | Jokes & Riddles | No Comments

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Kat asked:


KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat .

Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything.

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It Yet.

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia: We Put The Fun IN Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes…Well, Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.

Illinois: Please, Don’t Pronounce the “S.”

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That ’s Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden ’s

Michigan: First Line Of Defense>From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes…And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else.

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers And Poker!!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney…

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl…It’s What ’s For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn’t Actually Surrender Yet.

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee : The Edyoocashun State

Texas: How ‘bout them Cowboys

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Ay, Yep

Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix??

Washington: We Have More Rain Than You Do

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family…Really!!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men…And The Sheep Are Scared

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Should we boycott Mexico?

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 | Immigration | No Comments

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Mexicans Need Not Apply asked:


I asked this question before but I have changed my mind. It would be next to impossible to avoid all Mexican products, so how about this? Don’t go to Mexico for vacations. Tourism is a big source of revenue for Mexico. But there are many other places to go. Hawaii is one. What do you think?
Yes I know Mexico is less expensive, but I would rather pay more somewhere else knowing that Mexico is being hurt.

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How do you “secure” the border?

Monday, September 8th, 2008 | Immigration | No Comments

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rollo_tomassi423 asked:


No matter how high a fence we build, don’t we still let people into this country with tourist visas? Every day, foreigners land in airports all over the country, and drive across the borders with Mexico and Canada, all with valid tourist visas. Unless we want to outlaw tourism, it does not seem possible to prevent that. And my understanding is that about half of all illegal immigrants into this country got here simply by overstaying a valid tourist visa.

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